Monday, November 9, 2009

Things I will regret telling you

1. When I was 7 or 8, I made my older sister the cutest little coin purse. It didn't occur to me until years later that a coin purse made out of an old pair of underwear is just gross.

2. A few years ago, I was on one of those magazine websites and answered an embarrassing question online (which I will not even begin to rehash here). A few months later, as I was thumbing through this major, NATIONAL magazine, I found they had printed not only my answer, but my full name and city and state of residence. What is worse, my youngest sister called me and told me she had read it too because a friend of HER's called her and told her about it. If you are one of the said two people that I am sure known about this, don't be talking about it here.

3. My sister used to pretend that she had an electronic knee and would regularly play with it. And she was like 10. Okay, so I know that's not about me, but I had to take the heat off.

EDITED TO ADD: On #2, I need to add that I would never ever have done this if I would have had ANY sense at all. It really didn't occur to me that this may be printed. with my name. I am still dying over this.

4 comments:

WonderGirl said...

(This is too good not to comment on both here and on Facebook.)

Oh, let's not forget that you were JEALOUS of my electronic knee, and you believed me when I told you that you couldn't have one. Such a sucker.

On number 1-- I just wonder if I used the purse. I wish I could remember that detail. I'll have you know that many people over the course of my life have laughed over that story of the Panty Crotch Coin Purse.

And lastly, on number two--- I SOOOOO knew about this, but refrained from tormenting you. I figured you had had enough public humiliation without me adding to it. Although, I admit to still being totally cracked up about it. Hahahahaha

aunt vickie said...

lol... can I borrow your magazine?

Wilson said...

Hilarious!

Melissa said...

too funny!