Just reporting that I have nothing to report. I have been feeling pretty un-noteworthy and un-inspired the past few days so I haven't been on.
There's not even any hot celebrity gossip to discuss. That's always my faithful stand-by for these type situations.
Oh wait, this just in: Dina Lohan, mother of the infamous Lindsey Lohan, was voted "Mother of the Year" by mom-group, Mingling Moms.