Going through a fast food drive thru yesterday (to remain un-named to keep at least a little of my dignity), the lady taking my money said, "Can I have some of that candy?", referring to the open box of Hot Tamales on my seat. I gave her some, which she fished out of the box with her fingers. She acknowledged that asking was "ghetto" but that she was "broke and really wanted some kaandy".
ah. you have to laugh at stuff like that.